Family Values 61

I know this is a perfect example of the Culture of Life that Reverend Jeb is taking such great pains to create.

Love Red State Style

I'll tell you what separates couples in Red States from those Godless homosexual couples in Babylon By the Bay and Sodom By the Sound: values.

Thank God for the Second Amendment! 18

In Red States, a man can feel safe in the knowledge that he is able to defend himself--even in God's house.

Good Sport

Proof of the Red State truth: athletics build strong bodies and strong minds.

Family Values 60

A man, a woman, a baby child, and love--this is the family God surely intended! (Thanks to Slog.)

Tourist Attractions

But I'll bet they don't have Gay Days for this one!

Thank God for the Second Amendment! 17

Firearms keep Americans free from tyranny.

A True Man of God 7

Blazing with the fire of the Holy Spirit.

Insults to Great Leader

...will not be tolerated. At least by this principal, who stands up for the values that make America the freest nation on Earth!

Thank God for the Second Amendment! 16

You think we Red Staters like snitches any better than anyone else? What ever happened to freedom of choice, anyway?

Thank God for the Second Amendment! 15

Our sacred right to carry firearms ensures that domestic disputes will be resolved.