Family Values 27

Children need a healthy diet.

Family Values 26

Children need a loving but firm hand (or car).

Who's your daddy?

Bad sex! Bad!!!

Yup, Just Like Jesus

"It's a little bit like biblical Pharisees, you know, who basically are always trying to undermine Jesus Christ. You know, it goes on the same way. If they can catch him in something, they can then criticize and the outside groups will go berserk."

- Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) on the trials John Roberts faces vs. the obstructionist Democrats

Jesus vs. Jesus

Christians: one big happy family!

Booyah! 4

We don't use the expression "shooting the messenger" figuratively around here.

Serious haircut!

I've always felt like I was part Native American.

A true man of God 2

And wired, to boot!

Boom!

A patriotic youth, indeed!

Party on! 5

Not going to let a little tropical storm get in the way of the fun!

The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 4

Final resting place!

Jesus Says Burn Them Down!

Good Christians obviously are behind this faith-based initiative.