Red State Style!

News from the New American Majority. You God-hating America-hating leftist swine got a problem with that?

Thursday, November 25, 2004

That's nothing--Oral Roberts' was 10,000 feet!

Who needs Six Flags?

Since its construction in August, the giant Messiah has become a nationally noted roadside attraction. Newspapers, magazines and travel Web sites have featured it, including one that dubbed it "SuperSavior."

Booyah! 3

Much cooler than bakesales, I'm sure you will agree.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Booyah! 2

Take it from me--nothing like busting off a few clips to take the edge off that lousy review!

What we're thankful for!

I just know Reverend Falwell heard this from God Himself!

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Acronym Reclamation

Deliberate Childlessness: Moral Rebellion With a New Face

Like, Wow, Man!

Monday, November 22, 2004

Affordable Housing


Red State Dream Come True!

Here's a young man with the can-do, go-for-broke spirit that we know and love so well.

Mmm, tast....uh, never mind!

Parenting--Red State Style!

I'm sure God told her to do it, so it's okay.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

No Joke

Two kids who are examples to us all.

Hurts So Good

Not every Red State educator modeled his life on his Savior's quite so consumingly!

Beats Getting Evicted!


Senator Brownback takes on a problem worse than Al-Quaeda, worse than Iran, worse than North Korea--worse than crack cocaine!! Now that's really, really Red!

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Six Feet Under

Friday, November 19, 2004

Good Clean...Uh, Never Mind

These Red Staters must have run out of cows!

Friday Cat Blogging

Cowboy Posted by Hello

Murphy Posted by Hello

Red State Home & Garden Network

Blue states get Martha Stewart--Red states get Rick Spitz!

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Baby Jesus

This story is really about Australia, not a Red State. But it could just as well be about a Red State, don't you think?

All thumbs

This young man is going to make some Red Stater a very happy woman someday.

Sex and Alcohol(tm)

A Red State lawsuit centered around the values that (male) value voters value the most.

Mmm, Tasty! 3

Another sterling example of Red State youth, putting values in action.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Who Needs The ADA? Booyah!

Another from Dan. An auto body shop employee in Texas shows how Red states take care of their handicapped citizens--thanks to the miracle of the Internet, and with no help from Uncle Blue State in Washington, thank you very much.

Damn Homosexual Agenda

Dan found us a good one. A school district in Texas is abandoning years of immoral tradition--no doubt started by one of those "gay" homosexuals--and replacing it with a new tradition guaranteed to instill the values of patriotism and respect for our military. Blue to Red--I can see God smiling up in Heaven!


Another crazy bleeding heart who thinks his employees should leave their Second Amendment rights at the workplace door. Where does he think he is, Taxachusetts?

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Protecting Our Leadership

Environment Watch

Maybe we can give these guys the right to vote--right after we pass the Fetal Auxiliary Voting Rights Act.

Update: On second thought, maybe this is more a problem than an opportunity. Could you pass the calimari?

Kill Your Baby, Kill Yourself!

Sure is nice that in its story about the perils of the "morning after pill", the only outside quote AP includes is from the organization that represents all that is best and most feminine in Red State womanhood. Now that's really, really Red!

Bad Sex! Bad!

Thank God the Powers that Be at ABC Sports are doing their part to protect the moral fiber of red-blooded Americans. Now can we please stick to 300-pound slabs of human beef smashing the crap out of each other? For the children's sake?

Legal Help When You Need It

From our new Attorney General nominee. Now there's a man who sees Red! (Thanks to Kos.)

Mmm, Tasty! 2

Mmm, cheezy! Posted by HelloSatisfy your physical and spiritual hunger, all in one happy meal. (Thanks to Dan!)

Update from Dan: It's back!

Mmm, Tasty!

Here's what we out here in the heartland call health food--Red State Style!

It's All About the Benjamins

This story concerns that most all-American activity, shopping, along with a deserved recognition of the greatness of Our Leader. Even though it happened in a nominally Blue State, you can tell the perp is a perfect, living, breathing example of--Red State Style!

Bad Number! Bad!

Back To Basics Education

Here's a heartwarming story of a faith-based educator--Red State Style! (But why would that awful secular humanist Atrios be my source?)


To inaugurate this new blog, I offer this tidbit of law enforcement--Red State Style! Update 11/20/04: Bad policeman! Bad!