Red State Style!

News from the New American Majority. You God-hating America-hating leftist swine got a problem with that?

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Love the Fetus! 4

Monday, August 29, 2005

Thank God for the Second Amendment 7

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Support Our Troops! 3

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Jesus Says Just Kill Them! 2

This man of God knows what Jesus would do!

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Thank God for the Second Amendment 7

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Thank God for the Second Amendment 6

Thank God for the Second Amendment 5

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Family Values 31

Support our Troops! 2

Family Values 30

A good Red State husband takes care of his little woman.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

High Tech

All God's Children Are Brothers, Even The Colored Ones

Law And Order

Support our Troops! 2

At least the live ones. Dead ones were too damn dumb to live.

Monday, August 15, 2005

A Scout Is Trustworthy...

You know what they say: Be prepared.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Party on! 7

500 cc's of flesh-eating herbal paste--stat!

Saturday, August 13, 2005

The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 6

Enterprenurial Red Staters go for the gold.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Mmm, Tasty! 8

Party on! 6

Hot for Teacher

I just want to know: where were educators like this when I was hitting puberty???

500 cc's of brake fluid--stat!

"[At AMA conventions] They discuss important questions of medical ethics: 'If you leave the forceps inside a patient, should you go back in to remove them or knock it off your income tax?'"

- Alan King

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Boom! 2

You know how when you're about to travel on a plane and you're in a big hurry and you forget about the pocket knife in your pocket or something?

The slipped discs were killing her

Hard work and thrift: the Red State path to wealth.

The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 5

Shee-it, all I care about is can I still kick beaners' asses or not??

Is My Children Become Homosexual?

Dr. Dobson shows you how to spot seven unavoidable signs. Thanks again to brother Dan, good Christian (well, if you call the Red Whore of Bab...I mean, the Catholic Church as Christian).

Advice for Teens

What part of "keep it above the neck" don't you understand? (Pointed by World O'Crap via the Daou Report. Must subscribe or watch stupid ad to read.)

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Fashion Accessories of the Week

Now, that's a lawman!! 7

We hate the Federal Gummint 1

But we sure love our Senators. (Must watch stupid ad or subscribe to read.)

Family Values 29/Thank God for the Second Amendment 5

A good Red State wife will do anything for her husband, as God intended.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Deep Cover

Red Staters may hate preferences, but they sure love those cute Negroes.

Friday, August 05, 2005

Family Values 28

One thing all good Red State wives know: submit to your man like the Bible says. (Brother Dan keeps 'em coming!!)

Wednesday, August 03, 2005