Thank God for the Second Amendment 12

Celebrating the birthday of Our Lord and Savior while thanking our Founding Fathers for ensuring our right to self defense.

Family Values 50

Red Staters say: marry 'em young, while they're still virgins!

Family Values 49

So nice, so sweet! Red States are for lovers!

Family Values 48

Red Staters know that it's important to keep the family together. Hell, a Blue State mom would probably have consulted one of those athiest socialist hotline thingies.

Miracle of the Parachute

Proof: God loves the fetus!

Sports Heroes

This is why Red States love football: it builds character and reinforces virility in our noble and handsome young men.

Family Values 47

We believe in the sanctity of all marriages between one man and one woman.

Now that's a criminal!! 2

But it must have really burned when she started sniffing it... (Thx to Brother Dan!)

Who Would Jesus Beat The Crap Out Of?

I'll tell you who: those secular humanists who pervert Jesus message into some wimpy love-in!

Now, that's a lawman!! 9

Guiding the youth from a life of crime to a life of love.

Family Values 46/The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 9

All of Jesus' helpers need a little love sometimes.

Mmm, Tasty! 11

Now, that's some good eatin'!

Tackling the Big Issues

Our wise leaders know what's important to Americans and what to do about it.

Bummer, Dude!

And my girlfriend's super sorry too!