Thank God for the Second Amendment!

Saving us all the cost of a trial!

Mr. Fix-it

Now here's another businessman Red Staters can hold up with pride as a model capitalist as well as a good Christian.

Be prepared!

Well, at least they don't allow homosexuals! (Thanks to Dan!)

Now, that's a lawman!! 3

Why won't more God-fearing Americans with badges and firearms stick up for Great Leader? (Pointed by Wonkette.)

You tell 'em!

No expense is too great for an adoring public to bear for its Great Leader.

Family Values 8

I say, the more, the merrier.

Mmm, Tasty! 5

Sounds like a regional delicacy to me.

Family Values 7

A sterling example of the threat gay marriage would pose to the institution of holy matrimony.

Look away, Dixieland!

Keeping Florida safe for decent, God-fearing white people.

Mmm, Tasty! 4

This is why Red State workers don't need no commie unions!

And to avoid the near occasions of sin, amen

Guess this guy took the abstinence education to, uh, heart.

Now, that's a lawman!! 2

All rise!!!

The Enemy Among Us

Good Christian men and women: do you know what insidious messages this sponge is sending your children?

Love The Fetus! 2

Hell, if you can bury 'em, you can give 'em the right to vote!

Party on!

Like---wow, man!!

Safety or freedom? You decide!

I always admire someone who's willing to put his life on the line for his principles.

Remembering Dr. King

The Red State way!

Family Values 6

Livening up the workplace.

Now, that's a lawman!!

"Oh my eyes at night, are big and bright
Deep in the heart of Texas..."

Family Values 5

Better dead than impure!

Selfless Christian Love

And so sad that they cannot rescue these poor children from the infidels' teaching and raise them up as true Soldiers for Christ!

Family Values 4

Now here's a model Red State wife who obeys the Biblical order to submit!

Family Values 3

Now, that's what I call a marriage--Red State style!

Wanted as adoptive parents: felons, wife beaters, junkies...

...but no gays!

Love The Fetus!

I still won't be satisfied until they get to vote! (Courtesy of TalkLeft.)

Art Criticism

Hey, let's keep it decent, okay?

Family Values 2

Sounds like these kids need some churchin'.

Family Values

What a heart of gold!

Enterpreneurs!

Now that's some good, old-fashioned Red State business sense for you!

Bad Granny! Bad!

How dare she fail to fulfill her duty as a woman??? Must have moved from a Blue State!

Amen!

A true man of God here!

Mmm, Tasty! 3

Teach your children well--sharing is caring! (Dan again)

Free Speech

Fighting for the right to mourn the passing of slav... I mean, the Peculiar Institution! Thanks to Dan (again!).