Zapped! 2

Another shocking incident of theft!

Family Values 17/Thank God for the Second Amendment 2

A man's man: busting off a cap or three while putting uppity wimmin in their place!

Where America shops

Handome is as handsome does!

Owie!

This hurts just to think about.

Family Values 16

A man tries to stay true to his marriage vows, and what does he get???

Family Values 15

This long-overdue statement of Red State principle fulfulls many worthy functions at once: (1) it eliminates our children's exposure to an unhealthy and depraved lifestyle; (2) it saves on the cost of books for schools, universities, and libraries; and (3) it opens up the door to banning books that feature other socially unacceptable activities: murder, robberty, treason, bearing false witness, cheating at business, and so on.

Family Values 14

Hey, if you had 11 kids running around the house, wouldn't you be happy to be heading for Iraq? It's probably quieter in Baghdad! (Pointed by Atrios.)

Family Values 13

The family headed by one man and one woman that plays together--stays together!

Update: Ha ha, my bad!

Enterpreneurship

Mean hand with that old camera, eh?

Red State Feminism

That'll teach the little hussy to dis the fair sex!

Now, that's a lawman!! 5

Party on, Mr. D.A.!

Family Values 12

Where were babysitters like this when I was a wee tyke?

Jesus Says Just Kill Them!

How dare those peaceniks call themselves "Christians."

Now, that's a lawman!! 4

Inspired by Great Leader's choice for Attorney General, no doubt!

That's right neighborly of you!

Red staters believe in strong neighborhoods. (Pointed by TalkLeft.)

Family Values 11

From Salon (where you have to watch a stupid ad):

Fair and buxom

You can't make this stuff up.

This afternoon on Fox News, Neil Cavuto spent a good chunk of time interviewing Focus on the Family's James Dobson. They talked about Dobson's efforts to fight abortion, they talked about the great SpongeBob controversy -- when you hear the words "tolerance and diversity," Dobson said, you've got to ask "what's behind it?" -- and then they talked about the awful influence that TV is having on our kids. Dobson said that popular culture is "at war" with moms and dads all over the country. Cavuto clucked clucked right along with him, saying he was worried about what his kids see on TV and didn't know what he could do about.

Minutes later, Cavuto was on to another story: A fawning live interview with two large-breasted women, dressed only in their underwear, who will be appearing in Sunday's pay-per-view "Lingerie Bowl."

Frugality is next to Godliness

Working Americans saving for a rainy day.

Family Values 10

Another example of why families headed by one man and one woman are the ideal!

Family Values 9

"On business" is right!

Party on! 2

Seeking out new frontiers in festivity!

Keeping America safe for Americans!

That's the Red State way!

Tort Reform Now!

To protect great American retailers from greedy money-grubbers like this one!