Love for All God's Creatures

Two-legged and four-legged. And if this keeps people from becoming perverted homosexuals, so much the better.

The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 12/Immigration Reform

They'll know we are Christians by our love.

Protecting the Youth

Red State authorities will not tolerate abuse of our precious young children in any way, shape, or form. (Found in Slog.)

Jewelry For Jesus

No reason righteous Red State men and women need shun the adornments that symbolize God's love for them. (Courtesy of Atrios.)

Family Values 59/Be Fruitful and Multiply 2

Thank G_d--leave those pig worshippers to the Blue States! (From Shakespeare's Sister, by way of Atrios)

Now That's Responsiveness to Constituents!

"I think you're an asshole."

- Rep. Jo Ann Murray (R-MO), responding to a letter from a voter in her
district

(from Taegan Goddard's Political Wire)

Now That's a Healer!

Brother Dan reminds us: Red State physicians promote a culture of life, hygiene, and good health.

Now That's An Educator! 3/The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 11

Educational leadership for our children's young and impressionable minds.

A Culture Of Personal Responsibility

Except if it's not, like, your fault, you don't think. Sucks to be you, dude!

Mmm, tasty! 12

Don't it just get your mouth to waterin'?

Good Neighbors

Why let the gosh dang Government control your lives when you have good people you can trust living right next door?

Red State Science

We learn from experience, not some pointy-headed book.

A True Man of God 6

What part of "spirituality" don't you Blue State heathens get???

Family Values 58/Hot For Teacher 2

This is what children learn from Red State teachers instead of all that multiculturalism crap.

Feeling Safer? 2

We will track down and remove terrorists who threaten our travelers, no matter where, no matter how old.

Be Fruitful And Multiply

Babies--can't never get enough of them!

Family Values 57/Thank God for the Second Amendment! 14

Let that evil music influence the name of your hometown paper, pretty soon all your values start going down the toilet.

Family Values 56/Feeling Safer?

We must track terrorists using every tool at our disposal--even the Internet!

http://www.comcast.net/news/index.jsp?cat=GENERAL&fn=/2006/04/04/361098.html

Fun & Games

Let's play "Doctor"! Oh, wait, I don't have a license.