Enterpreneurs! 10

The free-enterprise system rewards those whose boldness of vision are inspirational beacons to us all.

Love Thy Neighbor

And that goes for Thy Roommate, too.

Spare the Rod

Discipline with a firm but loving hand is what our children need.

Update 5/5/06: Now the liberal news media are getting into the act! Maybe they'd rather authorities asked for a "time out" or some other wimpy punishment?

Now that's a lawman!! 11

Selflessly working to keep our children free from the bad influences of sex peddlers in our communities!

Party on! 8

Red State parents love sports because coaches instill the values parents hold most dear.

Family Values 54

Because in a family blessed by the marriage of one man and one woman, keeping the family members together should be the highest priority.

Now that's a criminal!! 3

They just keep getting smarter and smarter.