Sunday, December 19, 2004
Those Gal Danged Blue State Peaceniks!
Why do they hate our brave fighting men in uni....uh... never mind!
Thursday, December 16, 2004
Monday, December 13, 2004
Protecting The Youth
They should burn an effigy of Sam Walton over this insult to our values. (Dan's on a roll today!)
Service Above and Beyond the Call of Duty
Here's a Red Stater who exemplifies the patriotism we all should be feeling! (Thanks to Dan, again.)
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Who Needs Crack?
All you need is the Internet and a dream!
Now if only that nice Mike Powell could make all the TV networks like this! Then we wouldn't have to worry about indecency!
Now if only that nice Mike Powell could make all the TV networks like this! Then we wouldn't have to worry about indecency!
Saturday, December 11, 2004
The Stunt Man
Where have you gone, Evel Kenievel? A nation (well, state) turns its lonely eyes to you.
Friday, December 10, 2004
Customer Feedback
Forget those wussy "How are we doing?" feedback cards--Red Staters know how to demand, and get, results!
Vice Fearless Leader's Company's Just Desserts
Now this is a milestone proud Red Staters can celebrate!
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Shanked With A Shank!
Hey, don't blame me for that headline. My brother Dan is the responsible party...also the party responsible for finding this new entry in the Red State Justice Files.
Sunday, December 05, 2004
Saturday, December 04, 2004
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Blame It On The Shoes
Leave it to a Red Stater to come up with a simple answer for problems that have plagued pointy-headed "poverty experts" for decades!